On Monday, your spirit animal got tired of listening to you and Lady Godiva messed you up. Did we mention Jaya was an adorable biracial toddler?

Tuesday, Jessica Valenti got brave and personal with us, we talked shop, spent twelve days in jail for no goddamn reason, and ranked the minor characters of 30 Rock.

On Wednesday, we preferred animals to people and opined on our ideal body type. More importantly, TEXTS FROM WILLIAM BLAKE:

hi
hi
I got you a present
you did?
I drew you something
oh wow
is it horrifying?
no
do you promise?
William?
do you promise me that it’s not horrifying?

Thursday, we kicked off both our plus-size shopping column and our Gal Science column, to great acclaim.

And, of course, today is Friday.