March 18, 2014
Attn: YouTube User “illuminati puppet”
Re: Defamatory statements made by ILLUMINATI PUPPET to THE ILLUMINATI regarding JOSIE & THE PUSSYCATS.
Dear YouTube user ILLUMINATI PUPPET,
We represent THE ILLUMINATI, a secret society dedicated to uniting the public through various techniques of mind and government control. With regards to your YouTube video uploaded March 28, 2011 entitled “Josie & The Pussycats: Illuminati Mind Control, Subliminal Messages, and Truth in Fiction,” you are hereby warned and notified to CEASE AND DESIST making dangerous claims against THE ILLUMINATI that could severely undermine the organization’s ongoing attempts to create a New World Order. We find this video in direct opposition to Illuminati Law.
It has come to our attention that harmful statements were made by ILLUMINATI PUPPET regarding the 2001 film Josie & The Pussycats. In a YouTube video running fourteen minutes and seventeen seconds, ILLUMINATI PUPPET argues that plot points about the government and corporations, tied to THE ILLUMINATI, using media to “brainwash” teenagers are true. The same is true for references to assassinations and subsequent cover-ups by THE ILLUMINATI of any figures “with the eyes and ears of the masses” that undermine THE ILLUMINATI’s long term goals.
For instance, at two minutes and fifteen seconds into the video in question, ILLUMINATI PUPPET discusses the number of “pop stars” who have died in plane crashes, and says “I will provide a link to a Wikipedia article on many people who have died this way, and you will see that something is seriously wrong.” Not only do revelations such as this agitate the masses against THE ILLUMINATI’s plans, to suggest that orchestrating plane crashes in order to subdue uncooperative celebrities is somehow “wrong” is clearly a biased statement against THE ILLUMINATI.
ILLUMINATI PUPPET’s comments also indicate that various symbols used in the film represent THE ILLUMINATI’s harnessing the power of ancient Egyptian gods. “One of the main symbols that is placed everywhere is the logo for Target. This logo is also a symbol for the sun and a symbol for Amun-Ra the Sun God . . .None of the advertising was paid promotion, so on one hand it’s a joke, on the other hand there is sun symbolism completely everywhere.” The similarity between Target’s logo and the symbol for Amun-Ra is, in public knowledge, a coincidence, and to suggest otherwise does irreversible damage to THE ILLUMINATI’s image.
Furthermore, ILLUMINATI PUPPET suggests that the only reason the teenagers in the movie are listening to such brilliant pop songs as “Three Small Words” and “Pretend To Be Nice” is because they have been brainwashed into doing so. This not only implies that THE ILLUMINATI is using music to control the public, but that the public would not find such songs incredibly catchy and well written on their own.
We also ask that you change your username from ILLUMINATI PUPPET. It violates copyright as well as libels THE ILLUMINATI as having a mission of making human puppets. THE ILLUMINATI’s stated intent is clearly the mind control of the masses, not making human marionettes. That’s just creepy.
The statements made by ILLUMINATI PUPPET regarding THE ILLUMINATI are defamatory and constitute tortious interference with secret Illuminati business, and as such, are actionable under Illuminati Law. Unfortunately, Illuminati Law is not yet recognized as legal in the United States of America, but we are prepared to pursue whatever avenues are necessary on behalf of our client to stop the continued defamatory statements made against THE ILLUMINATI by ILLUMINATI PUPPET. Please CEASE AND DESIST all such statements before we are forced to take further measures.
Sincerely,
THE ILLUMINATI
Illustration by Matt Lubchansky.
