This week, in its infinite wisdom which passeth all understanding, brought us the following:

• Anne of Green Gable being a real dirtbag
• The triumphant return of Dad Magazine
• Stabbing dudes artistically in Dial M For Murder
• You don’t have to brush your dog’s teeth
• Ranking Canadian political novels
• “like a bunch of ghost dicks“
• Peach! You got it!
• Nicole’s version of a misandrist Benedict Cumberbatch driven half-mad for love of her is canon
• The book version of Texts From Jane Eyre marches inexorably towards publication
• Dad coverage that’s more nuanced and resigned about human foibles than “send me your itinerary! Thx :)”

That’s all I have. Go away now.