Listening to Angel Haze’s “Candlxs” a lot today. NO REASON. Just feelings.
If Kristen Stewart were your girlfriend. If Channing Tatum were your boyfriend. You’d be set, man.
Beauty Work: Lessons In Ballet
“When I say small I mean really small; the only real social activities we have in the community are church-based and I’m not religious at all. I have no friends and I’m desperate to make some kind of social connection outside of my family. There are no bars, no coffee shops, no places where I could potentially meet people.” oh my god I want to fly a bunch of Toasties out to hang out with you!
“As long as they’re reading. As long as they’re reading.” The Gradual Devolution Of My Goals As An English Teacher
A man brought me a plate of wild mushrooms, and I sobbed for an hour and a half. This grand show is eternal. It is always sunrise somewhere; the dew is never all dried at once; a shower is forever falling; vapor ever rising. Eternal sunrise, eternal sunset, eternal dawn and gloaming, on seas and continents and islands, each in its turn, as the round earth rolls. Three stars.
I love that weirdo John Muir and I feel like his weird, enthusiastic/ascetic energy would be well utilized in a position of restaurant critic.
OKAY I have to go do IMPORTANT HOUSE HUNTING STUFF, I hope you have a good weekend my dudes!
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.