With all gratitude toward Friend of the Toast Jamelle Bouie:

This one can’t possibly be real. Can it? Did he really say “Not just peanuts”? Like, with his mouth?

This is so old-timey! GOOD MONEY NEVER MADE TIMES HARD. What does that mean? Don’t worry about it; you’ve got a full dinner pail.

Oh, my God, I love this one so much. People talk about a lack of civility in modern politics, but, like…these rhymed. And they dragged in each other’s kids.

I love how non-Lincolnesque this is.

Disappointingly prosaic.

I…what?