CAST ASIDE YOUR WIG-HAIRS AND CUFF-CANES, GENTLEMEN, AND ASSEMBLE UP FOR ME THIS PUDDLE OF DOG-RIBBONS POSTE OF HASTEWARDLY
unhand to me the beastlet!!! his face is GRIMMALLING and SCROWNFUL and I must stroke his ornery little mug
delounge yourself and deliver to me this cunning wisplet of a dog suggestion of an immediance
magnificent fleece-chested lap snuffler! engolden yourself to me, bumble-bristles!
YOUR DOUR MANKEN-FACE PLEASES ME, LITTLE SNOUTTHATCH
GIVE ME THE SNARL-WHIPPET
THE WHITE FLESH-BED, I MUST HAVE IT
I AM IN NEEDFULNESS OF THESE SCROMMAGERS AT THE ONCELEST!!
the sleek fish-body snapgrillers? have them of me, snatch them back from the bristlebeaties and fling them to my armlings
DOG PUDDLES
SCRUMP THIS FLOP-SKULL DIRECTLY INTO MY HEART CORNERS
the slump-backed nap-curl fringe-hound, I am needful of him?
THE LONG WHITE DOG-PULL, ENLANGUIDEN AND ENTRUST ITS SLEEKNESS TO ME
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