Grief You can’t love a ham. Luckily, you notice the quilted quality of its leathery skin looks a lot like a certain iconic handbag. You can wear a ham as a handbag.   You can’t love a kohlrabi. In December, the only thing to eat is kohlrabi, unless you hop on its spaceship bulb and whiz away to kohlrabi space.   You can’t love button mushrooms while dropping a handful of their still breathing bodies…