By James Leffler

James Leffler is a writer and filmmaker living in Los Angeles. He co-directed the romantic comedy Forev , and you can follow him on Twitter -- but it's mostly just pictures of ice cream.

  1. Once you enter into a relationship with The Maestro, you will find it difficult to excuse yourself. The Maestro does not conduct music, nor does he conduct trains. Will you have sex with The Maestro? Yes, and often. You will enjoy it more than we’ll initially admit. Will you dream about him? You may, but you will also find separating dream from not-dream less important with each passing week. He will dream about you. This…

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