By Maura Foley

Maura Foley spends a lot of time using Excel and performing improv in Chicago. She complains about both on Twitter .

  1. Previous entries in the DUI series can be found here.  Sara knew what she was doing. “The booze is gonna react with my pills, I bet,” she said in the passenger seat during the journey from Madison to Poynette. Her nonchalant spirit sparked a rumble of excitement behind my heart. This was my first and only high school teenage Can’t Hardly Wait house party. We were gonna get “WOO WOO FUCKINGGGGGGGG WASTED.”…

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