Ancient Grains Archive
Cook County Schools and Cook County Jails
Ancient Grains, Politics
Sep 26, 2013
In the summer of 2011, I had two jobs. One was in the Cook County Jail’s drug treatment facility, Division VI; the other was at a summer school on the South Side for Chicago public schools. The similarities were chilling. The inmates of both places were delivered the same bland, partially frozen
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Rejected McSweeney’s Lists
Ancient Grains, Humor
Sep 26, 2013
Bill & TED’s Talks:
The Transformative Power of Phone Booths
How To Be Your Most Excellent Self
Sustainable Development The Genghis Khan Way
The Dao of Dude
Beneath Our Hats: Napoleon Bonaparte and Abraham Lincoln
On Partying
The Unbearable Lightness of Bogus
Joan Of Arc Presents: Stop, Drop and Roll
Socrates: Man, Method, Crate
Statistical Term, Celebrity Baby Name or Yiddish?
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Unpopular On Netflix
Ancient Grains, Television
Sep 26, 2013
Gay And Lesbian Dramas You Will Watch With Your Socially Conscious Girlfriend Only Out Of A Sense of Political Obligation
Thrillers Based On Novels Sold in Airports That You Have Also Seen At Your Grandmother's House
Period Dramas, Non-Regency England, Non-Roaring Twenties
Mind-Benders You Watched Alone On Your Laptop While Extremely High And Can't Bear
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Bird of the Month: The Albatross
Ancient Grains, Animals
Sep 26, 2013
The most famous albatross in the world is dead: shot by the Mariner in Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s long, strange 1798 poem "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner." This is a shame, not just because the mariner spends the rest of his life under a curse, but because a dead albatross cannot fly,
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The New Eves: Women Writing Science Fiction, Saving the World
Ancient Grains, Books
Sep 26, 2013
It might be a bit apples and oranges to compare the current comic-book-blockbuster landscape to the last century of science fiction magazines. Nonetheless, as I worked my way through New Eves, an anthology of lady-penned science fiction from decades past, this is the comparison that came to
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Your Funniest Tweet
Ancient Grains, Beauty
Sep 26, 2013
When you read this, I will be on a plane with a toddler with motion sickness, so what better time to allow others to chatter happily amongst themselves, free from that particular torment?
There is nothing worse than tweeting something incredibly funny at a time of day when no one notices it, or
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The Ghosts of Gettysburg
Ancient Grains, Ghosts, History
Sep 25, 2013
Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, is a haunted town. It makes sense: The town has 350 years of triumphs and tragedies in its past. Besides the infamous battle that ravaged the town and surrounding farmland and included one civilian death, Gettysburg was home to
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Out There: Barbara McMartin and the Adirondack Discover Series
Ancient Grains, The Great Outdoors
Sep 25, 2013
“Do you have Barbara?’ I asked my friend Anne. “Let me see what she says about this.”
We were standing in Anne’s kitchen in Syracuse, surrounded by backpacks, bear canisters and socks. It was a broiling July evening and we had a 4:30 am start the next morning. Anne put down the ...Read More