If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. TRAINS. 2. Kristen Stewart, no matter what she does. 3. Katharine Hepburn's queerness as canon.

If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. Talking to a spam comment like it's a real person and being friendly to it. 2. Purely decorative hats on women. 3. Movies where something goes…

If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. Cheaper by the Dozen and Belles On Their Toes 2. Deep-dish, or "Chicago-style" pizza as a worthy equal in the wider pizza universe. 3.

If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. Key & Peele 2. Thanksgiving starches, esp. stuffing 3. Books about fictional characters, a la Havisham or Grendel 4. Cheeseburgers 5. The episode of Archer where…

If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. - Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. Target. 2. Hiding multiple lip balms around your home. 3. Comfortable shoes. 4. Articles/books/zines/tattoos about lesbian separatism. 5. Getting things framed. The Toast Disapproves…

If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. - Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. Taran Wanderer. 2. Taran Killam. 3. The new commercials with the "lazy phone" guy. 4. Dear Prudie. 5. Tea with milk. The Toast Disapproves of the Following Things: 1. Robert…