Let’s play a game called: what did Jaya buy to get Amazon to suggest this to her? (There are no right answers.)

1. 2.

1. The Washington Post .

2. The Blue Carbuncle of Persia.

3. The four heaviest gramophones in the Catskills.

4. A phrenologist with a satchel of Werther's Originals.

5. A K-car.

6. The back catalogue of the Squirrel Nut Zippers.