Posts tagged “beauty advice”

  1. For attractive lips, say "no" at every opportunity. Build yourself a fortress and a stronghold of No to shield you from the elements. Drift into crowded train stations at noon and whisper into the ears of hurried passersby, "Remember, you don't have to date anybody." For lovely eyes, see through everyone. For a good figure, run away from roommates and from lovers and from coworkers and live gloriously and perfectly alone in a bramble forest. For…

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