Here is how I got arrested: first, I fell in love; then, three years, eight months, ten days, 12,007 emails and Gchats, innumerable texts, phone calls, and Skype sessions, three breakups and two reconciliations later, I was arrested for trespassing. The summer after my freshman year of college, I fell in love for the first time. H—— and I were together for three years, most of which was great. We learned from each other and…