hi my names Carmilla I fell down outside your house
can i live here for a while
nothing gay will happen i promise
what
oh my god you are so beautiful
oh, thank you
who are you?
thank you so much for letting me stay here
i'll just tell my mom to go ahead without me
where is she going
haha

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