Meet Cathy Andrews. Cathy is a woman who wants to Have it All! In Cathy's case, 'it all' includes a nose, the Employee of the Year award, and achieving ultimate flesh coalescence with her boyfriend, Irving.

Will Cathy's head topple off if you remove her trademark heart necklace, a la the classic horror story 'The Green Ribbon'? We can only hope!

Meet Irving. Testosterone is his only

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