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  1. That One Scene From Conan The Barbarian Everyone Knows, As Written By Me

    By Daniel Mallory Ortberg

    in Movies

    GENERAL : Conan! What is best in life?
    CONAN : Never getting yelled at, even once! Never getting yelled at, even if it means never speaking to someone again, or stifling your own feelings, as long as it means that getting yelled at literally never happens.
    GENERAL : That is good! That is good.

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