Anyone can screw up while cooking. You forget the salt. You forget to turn it down to a simmer. You don't read the recipe all the way through, and then you suddenly need a gratin dish or something. It's okay, no big. That's on you, you're an idiot, you move on with your day. But sometimes, the recipe did you wrong. The recipe did you wrong like a man in a Loretta Lynn song. That…