Name: Constance Chatterley, a bonny Scotch trout of a lady, and Clifford Chatterley, baronet and member of the intelligentsia
Location: In the soulless ugliness of the coal-and-iron Midlands
Size: Massive enough for Connie to conduct an affair in her third-floor parlour without much trouble
Years lived in together: Since the autumn of 1920, after the end of all the death and horror (the pity of war, etc.); owned