1. 10 Things I Hate About You , 9:50pm Sat 5/1/99 If Alana and I were characters in 10 Things I Hate About You , she would be Kat (Julia Stiles) and I would be Shakespeare Girl (Shakespeare Girl.) I always thought myself more literary than her, but she read way better books. Alana smoked pot and went to parties, I drank Slurpees and went to youth group, and together, we drove around listening to the radio or…