1 . Surely Our Unhappy Marriage Will Be Revived In Paris

2 . Our Marriage Deteriorates Even In Paris

3 . Perhaps If We Were To Try...An Open Marriage

Previously: Every Scottish Novel Ever.

1 . The Red, Red Dirt Understands

2 . There's A Sense Of Malaise And Decay Hovering Over This Old Plantation; I Can't Imagine What Lies In The Not-So-Distant Past That Caused It

3 . The Waitress Served Biscuits In A Manner Both Polite Yet Somehow Unwelcoming

4 . We Don't Speak Of What Happened To The Girl

1 . An Uneasy Alliance With The French

2 . This Music Has A Whiff Of Papal Decadence About It; Are You Quite Sure You Are A Member Of The Elect?

3 . Our Dreams Died With The Boy At Culloden

4 . Ellen Refuses To Enter Into A Loveless Marriage As Her Highland Spirit Must Roam Free Or Be Broken

Previously: Every New England novel ever. 1. The Produce In This Los Angeles Supermarket, While Fresh, Seems Waxy And False To Me In A Way That Serves As A Moral Indictment Of This Entire City 2. A Farmer And A Forty-Niner Vie For Hilda's Hand (Hilda Is A Metaphor For The Future Of California) 3. Death At The Mission 4. 400 Pages About Irrigation…

Previously: Every Irish novel ever.

1 . A Foreboding Trip To The Old Manse

2 . Exchanging Words At The Maple-Tapping Party

3 . Everyone Refused To Come Downstairs

4 . No One Redecorates The Violet Room

5 . Children Who Speak Out Of Turn Will Have No Maple Candy At Christmas-Tide