The Bartender is off this weekend (they'll return, never fear!), but in the meantime, would you like to look at vintage lesbian erotic art based on Christina Rossetti's poem "The Goblin Market"?
There are only so many long-running, well-developed female relationships in popular media I know enough about to write Femslash Fridays for, guys. Please enjoy this sketch in the meantime; it's just the single most important sketch in terms of my development as a comedy writer so it's no big deal if you don't absolutely love it.
