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  1. Happy Loretta Lynn and Willie Nelson Friday

    By Daniel Mallory Ortberg

    March 25, 2016 in Music

    AHHH. Willie and Loretta must never be allowed to die. See to it.

    27 comments
  2. Robert Goulet Friday: Your Manager Says For You To Shut Up

    By Daniel Mallory Ortberg

    December 18, 2015 in Television

    "I'm from a casino."

    "Good enough."

    8 comments
  3. Alternate Titles For Ted 2 I Have Thought To Myself While Guiltily Laughing At The Radio Trailer Where Mark Wahlberg Says “Briefcase” In A Funny Voice And I Am Not Ashamed

    By Daniel Mallory Ortberg

    June 26, 2015 in Animals

    The Second Shame Bear

    Fur Sex Mammal

    Return Of The Idling Effigy

    16 comments

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