Dear YouTube user ILLUMINATI PUPPET, We represent THE ILLUMINATI, a secret society dedicated to uniting the public through various techniques of mind and government control. With regards to your YouTube video uploaded March 28, 2011 entitled “Josie & The Pussycats: Illuminati Mind Control, Subliminal Messages, and Truth in Fiction,” you are hereby warned and notified to CEASE AND DESIST making dangerous claims against THE ILLUMINATI that could severely undermine the organization’s ongoing attempts to create…