FANNY : i dont approve of anything

HENRY CRAWFORD : my god thats hot

LADY BERTRAM : uuuugh

JULIA : what is it, Mama

LADY BERTRAM [ slowly sliding off the couch to the floor ]: uuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhh

Previous editions of the Quotable Jane Austen for Evil People can be found here. When a guy at a party asks if you want to go see a movie with him next weekend: "Do not you know that, of all things upon earth, that is the least likely to happen?" When preparing your children for the arrival of your foreign exchange student from Scotland: "We shall probably see much to wish altered in her,…