INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY. A NONDESCRIPT WOMAN is sitting on her couch, listlessly clicking through Lisa "Left-Eye" YouTube tribute videos. The front of her shirt is covered in crumbs. She is humming "Marry Me a Little" softly to herself, clashing with the music currently playing on her computer. The doorbell rings. She runs up and peers through the keyhole. TIM CURRY and MORGAN FREEMAN, both in formalwear, stand without. TIM is nervously fixing his…