Previously: The Office is Not Too Cold. June 4th Your first day of work. She does not make eye contact with you once while she leads you through the fourth-floor layout ("Here's the copy room. That's the copier. Let me know if you need help using the copier. Okay, let's head to the mail room. You can't send personal mail in the mail room. Sometimes people used to use it to send back their…

To: All third-floor employees Date: Oct. 9, 8:00 AM PDT Subject: Thermostat Dear employees, Recently we have received a number of complaints about the temperature settings on the third floor. Normally this would not be a matter that would be brought to my attention, but reports have reached my ears of a war brewing between you, of covert late-night operations to push the thermostat a degree or two in your favor, of unauthorized memos titled "IT'S TOO COLD…