This kind of reminds me of that scene we just saw on The Sopranos where Tony has a two-second fantasy of nailing the female mob boss from behind while he's dressed like a Gladiator. You're the hottest bitch in this place. Ronald Reagan once told a reporter he liked having sex in the afternoon best, just after showering. Italian restaurants really need to cool it with the almond extract in all the desserts. You don't…