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  1. Watch A Beautiful Woman Perform “How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel”

    By Daniel Mallory Ortberg

    November 6, 2014 in Books

    A beautiful woman in a becoming dress performs "How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel" to rapturous applause.

    24 comments
  2. A Beautiful, Sweaty Woman Reads “How To Respond To Criticism” To Universal Approval

    By Daniel Mallory Ortberg

    August 27, 2014 in Humor

    For reference.

    33 comments
  3. A Beautiful Woman Performs “Male Novelist Jokes” To Riotous Acclaim

    By Daniel Mallory Ortberg

    August 26, 2014 in Humor

    For your reference.

    75 comments

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