N.B. This also applies to characters from the follow-up, "Whatever Happened to Janie?" and the TV adaptation that combined elements from both books starring Kellie Martin.

Reeve , Janie's stupid handsome helpful boyfriend, who takes every opportunity to ask Janie, "What if we just blew all this off and went to a hotel room and DID IT."

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