good news
i have written you another poem
is it –
don't worry
it's VERY long and EXTREMELY unfinished
oh good
it's about what if a woman saw another woman take her coat off
and it's 9000 lines
wow
it's so great that i can still write when i'm high and it doesn't affect my work

The most famous albatross in the world is dead: shot by the Mariner in Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s long, strange  1798 poem "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner." This is a shame, not just because the mariner spends the rest of his life under a curse, but because a dead albatross cannot fly, and flying is what albatrosses do best. Here is an incredible fact: an albatross can fly thousands of miles with scarcely a flap…