Okay, you don't care, you just want some cookies. Or you have a kid, and he magically goes to a school that still lets you bring in unpackaged homemade baked goods, but you forgot, and he needs them in the morning, and your oven is broken. Or, if you're me, you're just bad at making cookies in general. Either you use waxed paper when you shouldn't, and they sail off in all directions, or they're…