Your hair is immaculately slicked back, except for a single curl that falls over an eyebrow. Your left eyebrow.

You have an unusually attractive cigarette lighter you cannot stop fingering. It is mother-of-pearl.

You offer a crying woman your handkerchief, but there is no sympathy in your voice.

Why, you'd do anything for your friends.

Startled Dowager

Girl Holding Dog

Drunk Butler

Pilot With Not Enough Parachutes

Hard-Drinking Prospector

'I Say' Top Hat Man

Cop Who Doesn't Believe Anything

Lion Tamer In Love With Acrobat

No Guff-Taking Waitress

Shopgirl With Only One Mink Coat

Lonely Stenographer