"It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford Slowin' down to take a look at me" She sounds like a lot of fun! She drives her own car and she stops to look at men in the street. I'll bet she's part owner of the local bar, too, and is a very sexually frank person. "Wooo hooo witchy woman, see how high she flies Woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her…

"Union Street Guest House, located in Hudson, N.Y., recently warned that guests that book the venue for wedding or other types of events risk losing part of their deposit if they complained about the hotel online."  Washington Post, August 4. Welcome to the Hotel California. Please know that despite the fact that wedding couples love California and our hotel, your families and the pretty, pretty boys you call friends may not. This is due…

Previously: Which girl is most like a child? Related: All the words. Some men are born on the road. Some men die there. Some men cannot be held down, for they will melt through your fingers and reassemble several yards away. These men are powerful witches and should be humored at all costs. Song: "Take It Easy," The Eagles How much of a wanderer is he? "Well, I'm running down the road trying…