the old “write your phone number on the front page of a copy you lend to female students only under the “IF LOST PLEASE RETURN TO” bubble” gag Archive

INT. DAY. A bucolic college campus; a book-strewn corner office. Two MALE PROFESSORS, HANK and SMITTY, have their feet up on their respective desks at the end of a long day. Their faces are haggard and drawn. Even their elbow patches look tired. HANK sighs. SMITTY: "You look tired, Hank." HANK: "I feel tired, ...Read More