I'm not normally a minimalist enthusiast, but I am all about watching this three-minute video of a small aroma diffuser at work. Yeah, it's just – the full three minutes are just quiet aroma diffusing. And the music kind of sounds like the song that's playing in the Chamber of Sages in Ocarina of Time, which I am extremely for.

Why do I have to wait a single second to watch this movie?

1. Why would someone say "Frankenstein. The rumors are true" about a Frankenstein monster? There are no Frankenstein rumors; it was a book. Frankenstein isn't like vampires; there aren't old Central European legends about errant Frankensteins living in the woods and hating gargoyles. There aren't any Frankenstein rumors. There is a Frankenstein novel. The character saying "The rumors are true" does as as he literally pulls a copy of Frankenstein off of a bookshelf. 2. Why is…