Previously in this series: If Serena Williams Were Your Girlfriend If Kal Penn were your boyfriend, you wouldn't fight often. Not because you don't have arguments -- you definitely have arguments -- but they tend to be worked out more quietly. Your debates , however, tend to descend into nonsense when you get into the "agree to disagree" phase. "No, you're wrong and dumb and your opinion is wrong and dumb!" "Fine! I don't care!…

Also by Victoria Baritz and Sulagna Misra: If Chris Evans Were Your Boyfriend. If Hayley Atwell were your girlfriend, you would emerge from each make-out session like you'd been through a bloody war on account of all the lipstick. A sexy bloody war. If Hayley Atwell were your girlfriend, you'd never get caught in another "listening to a man" nodding trap again. "Excuse me, she has someone more important to…

Previously in this series: If Channing Tatum Were Your Boyfriend & If Kristen Stewart Were Your Girlfriend. If Chris Evans were your boyfriend, you might become the kind of person who likes going to the gym. You'd take a stroll on the treadmill, enjoy a smoothie, and maybe take a nap in the sauna. Then you and Chris Evans would go out for brunch. You'd ask for extra whipped cream on your pancakes.