1. Walk into your small one bedroom apartment, and set down your bags. 2. Mistake that faint buzzing for an inevitable sign of aging. 3. Scream and duck for cover when you realize it’s actually a huge, killer wasp that’s now nose-diving towards your head. No. Now is not the time to gloat that your hearing hasn’t failed you yet. 4. Army-crawl out of the living room. 5. Watch the killer wasp flit around your…