Gay And Lesbian Dramas You Will Watch With Your Socially Conscious Girlfriend Only Out Of A Sense of Political Obligation

Thrillers Based On Novels Sold in Airports That You Have Also Seen At Your Grandmother’s House

Period Dramas, Non-Regency England, Non-Roaring Twenties

Mind-Benders You Watched Alone On Your Laptop While Extremely High And Can’t Bear To Be Reminded Of Now

The Last Movie The Two of You Watched Together When You Were Still Happy, Before Everything Changed

Prestige TV Dramas You’ve Lied About Having Seen Since 2005

Miniseries About A Non-Tudor, Non-Windsor English Royal Family

TV Shows That Have Been Given Remarkably Similar Names To Already-Popular Existing TV Shows In The Hopes You’ll Confuse The Two Somehow

Non-Morgan Spurlock, Non-Werner Herzog Documentaries

Movies With An Attractive Drowned Woman On The Cover

Movies You Know Your Ex Has Been Watching In His New Time Zone Since He Still Has Your Shared Password And You Can’t Bring Yourself To Change It Yet Because It’s The Only Way You Can Still Prove To Yourself He Exists

Because You Watched ‘Requiem For A Dream’ With Your Parents Like Six Years Ago

Anything Where An Character Who Is Obviously Supposed To Be A Lesbian But, You Know, Isn’t, Commits Murder

Movies That Don’t Seem Like They’re Going To Have A Bleak Ending Until They Suddenly End And You’re Left Feeling Tricked And Hollow And It’s Only Eleven, Too Early To Go To Bed But Too Late To Go Out And Salvage The Night

Critically Acclaimed Suspenseful Thriller With Widely Known Twist Ending You’ve Never Seen But Had Carefully Described To You Multiple Times

Narrative Adaptations Of Non-Fiction Advice Books

Disappointing Follow-Ups To Promising Indie Debuts