On Monday, we took down male novelists and men who talk about physics at parties.

Tuesday, it was all about sentient, clothes-wearing foxes and establishing our new Toast Stances.

On Wednesday, important questions about Redwall were answered.

Thursday, our new beauty correspondent, Adwoa, told us how to get prettier. Mallory knocked out a baller post on Wet Hot American Summer, and I told you to stand up straight, damnit. Oh, man, Thursday was pretty great! We had Texts From Lord Byron, too!

uuuuuuugghhhh my life
what is it?
what’s wrong?
uuuuuuuugh
is there something specific that’s the matter?
or anything I can do to help?
uuuugh
my liiiiife
do you want me to come over?
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughghghghhhhh

And today is Friday. Celebrate with some Firefly Femslash and by complaining about your period.