All of my online advertising shows me vintage toast racks now, because I search every week to find a different one to put in this post.

All week, in our number two position, we’ve been trying to sell you JSTOR’s new JPASS.

On Monday, I trolled Anne of Green Gables with great love, and Mallory yet again decimated the dreams of men:

Did you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Did you know the muffin man,
Who lived in Drury Lane?
All his properties and possessions are yours now,
You are the muffin woman,
You live on Drury Lane.

Tuesday, Sherlynn Hicks dropped some wisdom all over us.

On Wednesday, we defended The Way We Talk Now, and murdered Channing Tatum in cold blood.

Thursday, Laura Passin said some beautiful, sad things. Mallory said some creepy things. I lightened the mood with baby books.

And today is Friday. More blog sausage, a Gal Scientist who fiddles with galaxies, and some solid advice.