Please do not look at me directly in the eyes; I am a late-night Canadian college radio star now. You may refill my cigarette holder; there’s a good darling. No, don’t touch it with your skin; it’s ruined now. Bring me a fresh one.

(Last night I had a very pleasant time speaking to Dorianne at CIUT’s Sex City Radio about Femslash Friday and this business we call show; you may listen to our chat here.)