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Sex.

 

There Goes My Baby

Love from afar.

 

Bailando (Dancing)

Sex – especially in Spanish.

 

El Perdedor (The Loser)

No love and definitely no sex.

 

Loco (Crazy)

Probably been hanging out too long in Loser City, Population 1, if you know what I mean.

 

Let Me Be Your Lover

Smooth and tender like love. Uses “love.” But if you come up for air long enough to really think about it, just sex.

 

You and I

Green, papery love between a recording artist and the music industry.

 

Heart Attack

Fatally good sex. The kind one might have with Anna Kournikouva.

 

Me Cuesta Tanto Olvidarte (So Hard for Me to Forget)

A night of already awkward sex with a new person turns emotional when you realize you loved your last partner.

 

Noche y Dia (Night and Day)

All the times one might have sex, think about sex, or create an online dating profile.

 

Loco Reprise

Love.


 

Final Topic Breakdown by Track:

Sex – 5

Love of Human or Money – 2

Trickery – 1

Loneliness – 3

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Leah Prinzivalli is a writer and comedian in Brooklyn.

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