“Women should always be nude. All women should be nude, all of the time. To clothe yourself is to tell a lie, you disgusting falsehood.”
“Diet Coke for me.”
“I understand Hitler. What can I say? I understand Hitler, and Hitler understands me.”
“We need another minute.”
“I WANT TO WATCH YOU DEGRADE YOURSELF.”
“And he’ll just have the club.”
“This is cream on cream. A woman’s mistake! I feel ready to reject this like a wrongly transplanted organ.”
“Sorry, do you have skim?”
“Watching a fox eat its own innards is as natural as eating a bowl of cereal.”
“More napkins would be great, thank you.”
“Orgasm. Yes, that’s fine enough. But, orgasms, Ferraris and other pleasures. Yes, but the death and suffering at the other end of the scale, those weigh more, I think. And there’s much more suffering and pain than pleasure. And when you enjoy a spring day, that too is a kind of melancholy.”
“No, everything’s fine, it’s really great, thank you.”
“Cut your genitals, cut them with scissors, it is the only way for man to fuck God right back, it is the only way.”
“Yeah, we’re still working on this.”
“Nature is Satan’s church.”
“We’d love to see the dessert menu.”
“True values entail suffering.”
“WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE THE ERECTION TO BE. YOU MUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU ARE NOT A DEER IN THE WOODS.”
“We’ll take –”
“I AM THE ONLY MAN IN THE WORLD WHO COULD RESENT A SUNSET.”
“We’ll take separate checks, thanks.”
