I don’t have any pictures of my food. I’m not the bartender. I’m not her, I’ll never be her. Here is a picture of me dressed up as Old Gregg for Halloween one year.

Now here is a picture of me that my friend Sergio photoshopped to make me look like Ronbledore.

Sergio can do an insane amount of pushups; I once made him do a bunch at a party while I rested my feet on his back. The thread is now open.