Geo Tracker – I didn’t have a driver’s license yet, just a ticket for underage drinking

Buick Century – Bench seats in the front and the back

Honda Accord – His mom and dad were home

Volkswagen Beetle – Technically, we just got high in the airport parking lot

Dodge Turbo convertible – “Exile in Guyville” was stuck in the tape deck

Dodge Tradesman – Fuck yeah, you can reach the mini-fridge and the ashtray from the mattress back here

Pontiac Firebird – His dad advised him only to get serious with the girl who remembered to reach across the seat to unlock his door

Chrysler LeBaron convertible – My dad, grandma, and boyfriend all owned the same model

PT Cruiser – Test-drove it for a newspaper assignment, thought it would help sales if I left my tights in the backseat

Geo Tracker (second time) – Cognitive dissonance

Honda Civic – I was in a Motel 6 parking lot but couldn’t afford a room

Subaru Outback – His wife and kids were home

Toyota Tundra – The truck was cleaner than his apartment

PT Cruiser (second time) – I was online-dating over the holidays

BMW M6 convertible – This was before he lost his medical license for trading Xanax for sex on Craigslist

Volkswagen Jetta – Two words: Man bun

Toyota Sienna – He told me to look for the Aston Martin when he picked me up