Please don’t feel bad about yourself if you only listened to about five minutes of the Iliad live-read. It’s a lot, you know? Just re-watch “Checkin’ In” instead. You’re still a good person.

Honestly, I think it’s better than the Monorail song. It’s perfect, and only just below the Planet of the Apes musical from season 7. It may single-handedly bring season 9 into the classic pantheon.