By Carly Lane

Carly Lane is a writer based in New York City, specializing in obscure pop culture references and miscellaneous geekery. Her work has been featured on HelloGiggles, Obvi We're The Ladies, Femsplain and more. You can find her on Twitter at @equivocarly .

  1. Previously by Carly Lane. Growing up, I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t surrounded by birth. I’m rarely a latchkey kid who frequently comes home to an empty house at the end of a school day. My little sister and I make the trek home from the bus stop, let ourselves in, and ease our backpacks from our aching shoulders. Our mother greets us from wherever she was in the house, asks us about our…

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  2. Previously in this series: If Taraji P. Henson Were Your Girlfriend. If Gillian Anderson were your girlfriend, you wouldn't refer to her as your girlfriend. You would call her your partner, your lover, your better half - something more all-encompassing and worthy and deserving of her. You might not even call her any name at all other than yours , and it would fill you with an overwhelming sense of happiness and all things good. If…

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