Previously in this series. Your father, the king, wishes to leave you and each of your siblings an identical but oddly-shaped parcel of land. Your smartass academic grandfather cannot go ten minutes without giving you a life lesson in the form of a riddle. He corrects your childish outbursts didactically, but with kindness. You go by a diminutive of your name, Timmy or Betty or some other WASPy thing that was popular in the…