By Genevieve Michaels

Genevieve Michaels is a lounging enthusiast and total Scorpio based in Vancouver, BC. She studies art history and creative writing at the University of British Columbia.

  1. How To Tell If You Are In A J.D. Salinger Story

    By Genevieve Michaels

    in How To Tell If You’re In a Novel

    It’s almost 2:30 and you’ve been waiting since noon for your call to go through. You’ve used the time, though.

    As children, you and your siblings were featured on a radio quiz show. According to listeners, you were the most consistently rewarding speaker.

    You’re going to burn your fingers if you don’t put out that cigarette.

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